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"Lisa, in this house we OBEY the laws of thermodynamics!"
Sat. Jul 28, 1:09pm
Homer: "If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers."
Saturday, July 28, 2007, 1:46 PM
Nelson, "Heh! HEH!"
Monday, July 30, 2007, 1:30 AM
"I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!!" (while choking bart)
Monday, July 30, 2007, 2:53 AM
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Monday, July 30, 2007, 9:59 AM
Homer drinking Duff Beer- "Nothing like a depressant to chase the blues away"
Monday, July 30, 2007, 11:24 AM
Apu: I always thought karma was baloney, but now I know it’s not.
Homer: Mmmm, caramel baloney
Monday, July 30, 2007, 12:18 PM
Homer: 'I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musty odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"'
Monday, July 30, 2007, 1:50 PM
Ralph Wiggum: I saw principal skinner and mrs. krabapple in the closet making babies, and i saw one of the babies, and the baby smiled at me.
Monday, July 30, 2007, 7:03 PM
Doctor: This man has 104% body fat! Hey, no eating in the tank!
Homer: [with a chicken drumstick] Go to hell.
Monday, July 30, 2007, 11:30 PM
Ralph after a sugar binge: "I'm happy and angry!!!!!!!!!"
Tuesday, July 31, 2007, 10:40 AM
From the Simpson's movie:
Bart: This is the worst day of my life.
Homer: No son, this is the worst day of your life so far!
Tuesday, August 07, 2007, 10:53 AM
Homer: "I can't be a missionary. I don't even believe in Jeebus."
Ralph: "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
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Tuesday, August 07, 2007, 1:43 PM
Homer upset about the bears in Springfield, leads a march on city hall chanting:
"We're here, we're queer, we don't want any more bears"
Wednesday, August 15, 2007, 11:24 AM
1124, i always chant that! i don't think people usually get it...
Wednesday, August 15, 2007, 2:06 PM
Homer, after getting job at Springfield nuclear plant
"Only in America, I can have a job!"
Me too. :-)
Wednesday, August 15, 2007, 2:34 PM
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