Extremely silly way to avoid temptation; cellulite is sexy!

Did you guys ever go to summer camp? Did you learn that silly little tagline that you attached to all songs "in the bathtub"? ( I was in church camp so we irreverently did this to church songs) For instance:
Amazing grace in the bathtub
Just a closer walk with Thee in the bathtub
Jesus loves me in the bathtub.
Silent Night in the bathtub

So I, creative as I am, got the idea to add a tagline to any excuse I made up. These excuses pop into my head when I'm faced with temptation and they are really silly excuses so they deserve an equally silly tagline.

I had a stressful day so I deserve this bowl of Ben and Jerry's.."because cellulite is super sexy".
I'll just taste the macaroni and cheese because a little won't hurt and "cellulite is super sexy".
This is a special occasion so I will allow myself this treat because I think "cellulite is super sexy".
Give it a try. It breaks the pattern you've set from justifying for YEARS, adds humor to a stressful situation, and keeps you from taking yourself too seriously.

Tue. Aug 29, 8:45pm

interesting and you might just start to think cellulite and therefore -you- are sexy... which is not such a bad thing. ;)

Tuesday, August 29, 2006, 9:09 PM

I love this idea! I NEED Starbucks because I am tired in the morning and cellulite is sexy! ha!

Tuesday, August 29, 2006, 9:23 PM

hahhaha hilarious
I'll just have one more small peice of chocolate because i think cellulite is super sexY!!

Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 12:37 AM

That rocks! I'd love a glass of wine with dinner - because cellulite is super sexy!

Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 1:02 AM

hahahahaha - that is great -- I will try it and see if it works! :)

Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 10:03 AM

great idea!! I don't feel like going to the gym because it's raining and cellulite is super sexy!

Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 10:50 AM

Brilliant! I'm going to try it before I cave instead of feeling gross and angry after I cave:)

Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 11:55 AM

i'll go for the regular instead of the diet soda because it tastes better, and I REALLY LIKE MY ARM FLAB.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 12:51 PM

Haha!!! this is fantastic!

Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 12:56 PM

OP, you're a genius.

You can adapt it easily (as the above poster suggested).
- because I really love my arm flab
- because my wobbyly-bits are sexy
- because I want small kids to run screaming from my thunder-thighs

Oh, I can have endless fun with this one...

Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 3:43 PM

because i like it when my pants are too tight....

Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 4:21 PM

-because i don't really like my skinny jeans
-because i look better with a double chin
-because i want to spend another hot summer in long pants
-because i like to shop excusively at lane bryant

THIS IS FUN!!!

Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 4:24 PM

I really deserve that snickers bar because work is getting me down and I love the feeling of chub rub in the summertime!

Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 4:53 PM

OP here. Glad you all had some fun! Some of the topics have been getting a little tense with posters calling other posters comments disgusting and just being heavy-spirited. Thought I'd lighten it up a little. Glad it got positive response. I thought someone would criticize the thread as unproductive and off topic or correct my grammar or whatever! Lighten up Ladies, in more ways than just with your bods!

Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 8:36 PM

i freaking LOVE this thread! hahahahaha!!!

Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 11:17 PM

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