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OT: 26 Rules To Live By

given the recent discussion about men and relationships, thought this would be appropriate. The key point here is that guys find this list *very* funny.

1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will
keep her on her toes. and girls love that.

2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness.
(or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she
cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls
are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.

4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she
is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will
show her you care.

5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be
her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and
every girl needs some improvement.

6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then
when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because
jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.

7. if you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she
is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other
girls ass. Girls love competition.

8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she
thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire
yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and
now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when
she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean
over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those
special nicknames.

10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.

11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket...
then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you
don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching
about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the
bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the
party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at
the party.

13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet.
kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?

14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10
minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home
and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her
self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep
down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes,
earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the
pair. This way shell go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and
say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that
speaks for her.

19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a
spontaneous guy.

20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell
on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm
talking about.

21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its
just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to
stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already
stated.

22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

23. if you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no.
this way she'll think you're mysterious.

24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her
material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that
she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can
ever get.

25. when she gives you a present on your birthday, christmas, or just
when ever, take it and tell her you love it. then next time you know
she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the
present visibly sticking out of the can. girls actually don't like this
one that much but i think it's funny.

26. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise
her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make
sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call youre going to
tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now dont call.



Fri. Feb 2, 11:13am

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