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OT: Bomb-dropping (the conversational kind)
What is the most fun you've had dropping a conversational bomb (meaning something true, perhaps TMI, and totally unexpected)?
Example: A telemarketer called my mother looking for me, Ms. X. When informed I wasn't home, he asked "Is there a Mr. X?" To which she replied, very uncharacteristically, "Well there was for a little while, but when he told her shortly after the wedding that he'd rather wear her dress than his tuxedo, well, it didn't last very long." The sales guy could not hang the phone up fast enough.
Fri. Mar 30, 8:16pm
Pretty funny. Sounds like something my mother would say.
I've always wished for that quick-witted ability. Alas, it is not my gift.
Saturday, March 31, 2007, 12:19 AM
My phone number is listed in my (dead) aunt's name. When someone calls and asks for her I say she is dead and hang up the phone. Then I thank Aunt Betty.
Sunday, April 01, 2007, 9:00 AM
I injured my back a little at work. I was complaining to my boss, and blamed him as he had me moving things so awkwardly I couldn't protect my back. He told me about one exercise to try, then mentioned a second involving tilting my pelvis... I said "I already spent enough time tilting my pelvis last night while masturbating- and I wasn't happy that it hurt!!" He just shook his head and kinda cringed :) (Keep in mind, this is NOT a professional environment, and we routinely discuss things of a sexual nature...)
Sunday, April 01, 2007, 1:35 PM
Not quite the same thing but just a few days ago I was side by side with a lady driving in her car weaving all over the road, meanwhile on her lap is a little dog. I felt so annoyed that she would put other drivers at risk because shes playing with this animal that should not be there, when her and her friend realized I was watching she rolled down the window and held up her dog, I guess she thought I thought it was cute. I rolled down my window and told her a BS story. I said my friend had a little dog like hers and used to have him ride with her on her lap, one day someone rear ended her and on impact she was pushed forward real hard and the dog got stuck between her and the steering wheel, she ended up snapping the dogs little neck and killed him. I told her it was a real stupid thing to be driving like that. Her mouth and her friends were just hanging open. I then closed my window and couldn't help but smile about the look on their faces.
Sunday, April 01, 2007, 1:53 PM
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